February 2012
11 posts
I stop typing because you are typing, then you... →
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i swear i won't go thru this again.
Sitting here feeling kinda crazy But not just any crazy It’s the kind you feel when you love somebody And I know that my baby Is calling somebody else baby And I can’t sit still Look how gone it got me
It’s 4 AM and my lover won’t answer He’s probably somewhere with a dancer Sippin’ champagne while I’m in his bed
Standing here and I’m...
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes